Pissed at life

Doesn't life just piss you off sometimes? Sometimes for no reason at all you wake up and find yourself in the piss bowl swimming in awful yellow shit. No, for real though some days you just feel like pushing life's power button and turning it all off. Wouldn't it be cool if you could pause, rewind, delete ( now that's a good one DELETE ) and forward wind life as easy as you can with Tivo? Well that's not happening , so enjoy the piss at least for now anyway. The good thing is it all changes eventually. Just think one day swimming in piss, the next day climbing a big old mountain of SHIT............mmmm JOY. Nah hopefully MONEY. Yea that's it, a mountain of MOney.