Gas Prices

Every one who loves the high price of gas say yea. What the hell is going on with gas prices. It's like in two years gas went from $2 and something to $4 . Don't you just love watching the pump while you're filling up, don't you just love how the meter keeps going higher and higher ......$10......$30........$50.........if you drive an SUV more like ..........$60..........$80.......$100. I tell ya, now it's like should I eat today or should I drive today. You know it's funny how gas prices didn't start to rise until the war in Iraq didn't produce the goods like some folks thought it would. You know what I mean. Some people didn't get that fat paycheck that they were expecting. It can be a bitch when you don't get the 5 or 6 hundred million bank roll that you expected huh. Oh and then around the same time that gas prices are giving oil companies windfall profits and a lot of people are having to move into cardboard boxes. Along comes the stimulus package. Woo whooo , A whole 600 dollars of your own money that you already payed for with higher gas prices and your children will pay for again to lower the US deficit. Man, this is great I hope we can continue to live like this forever!

Pissed at life

Doesn't life just piss you off sometimes? Sometimes for no reason at all you wake up and find yourself in the piss bowl swimming in awful yellow shit. No, for real though some days you just feel like pushing life's power button and turning it all off. Wouldn't it be cool if you could pause, rewind, delete ( now that's a good one DELETE ) and forward wind life as easy as you can with Tivo? Well that's not happening , so enjoy the piss at least for now anyway. The good thing is it all changes eventually. Just think one day swimming in piss, the next day climbing a big old mountain of SHIT............mmmm JOY. Nah hopefully MONEY. Yea that's it, a mountain of MOney.